Written by Gregg Valentino
11 October 2012

“TALKIN SMACK” with VALENTINO

The Olympia, Internet Gossip, and Sunglasses

October 10, 2012

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UMMMMMM ,,,EXCUSE ME,DID ANYONE HERE ORDER AN ASSHOLE???” BECAUSE ONE JUST ARRIVED !!!!!….YO’ WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHO IS THE ASSHOLE???,… WHY, THAT WOULD BE ME OF COURSE!!!…. THAT’S MY GIRLFRIEND’s PET NAME FOR ME,,,ASSHOLE!!!”…..YO AT LEAST I ADMIT IT, WHAT’S YOUR EXCUSE???……OH TRUST ME, IN YOUR GIRL’S OPINION YOU ARE A ‘HUGE’ FRIGGIN ASSHOLE TOO!!!... OH YES YOU ARE,,, JUST ASK YOUR PIGGY WIFE / GIRLFRIEND!!!….YA SEE,,, I TOLD YA,,, ASSHOLE!!!!....DAMN YO, MY PENIS IS BURNING, SOMEONE ON HERE MUST BE ‘TALKING ABOUT ME.. OR IS IT JUST MY HERPES ACTING UP AGAIN???....OH SHUT UP, IT WAS A FRIGGIN JOKE, BESIDES, THEY’RE ALWAYS ‘TALKIN SHITABOUT ME ON THE MD FORUMS, BUT GET THIS IN YOUR HEADS > “I AM GODZILLA AND YOU ALL ARE JAPAN!!!”OK, YOU MAY NOW READ ON!!!

THE OLYMPIA

MY THOUGHTS ON THE OLYMPIA RESULTS, KAI vs HEATH ….FIRST OFF, KAI GREENE LOOKED FANTASTIC, HE BROUGHT HIS A-GAME AND HE REALLY LOOKED AWESOME!!!...I WAS IMPRSSED WITH KAI GREENE!!!.....I LIKE KAI, HE IS A GREAT GUY BUT I REALLY WISH HE’D GET RID OF THAT-FUCKING-SHAKA-ZULU-HAIR DO!!!... YO, IF HE WAS A REGGAE SINGER THAN YEAH MAYBE, BUT NOT ON A MR.OLYMPIA STAGE!!!..I SWEAR IT “TAKES AWAY” FROM HIS AWESOME PHYSIQUE!!….HEY JUST IMAGINE IF HEATH HAD THAT FRIGGIN HAIR-DO, I BET HE MIGHT NOT HAVE WON!!!…. I PERSONALLY THINK THAT IF KAI WOULD SHAVE THAT “CHROME-DOME” ( HIS HEAD )  HE WOULD LOOK MORE POLISHED AND RUGGED!!!…JUST MY 2 CENTS.

A LOT OF FORUM MOMO’S WERE CRYING ABOUT PHIL HEATH’s “STAGE ANTICS” >  STEPPING OVER THE STAGE COMPETITOR LINE’,,,’ROLLING HIS EYES’ ,,, MAKING FACES…AND ACTING COCKY!!!... I SAY TO THE CRYBABY FAN-BOYZ ON THE FORUMS>,,,, SO FUCKING WHAT BITCHES!!!!,,, PHIL HEATH DESERVES RESPECT!!!...YO SOME GUYS GET PUMPED UP IN DIFFERENT WAYS, I GUESS THAT’S JUST ‘HIS WAY ,BECAUSE PHIL HEATH IS A WARRIOR!!!…YOU DIDN’T HEAR KAI GREENE ‘CRY OR COMPLAINABOUT ANY OF THAT SHIT, SO WHY ARE THE INTERNET MOMO-FAN-BOYZ CRYING???…...HEY, I UNDERSTAND KAI GREENE ‘FANS WANT KAI TO WIN BUT SIMMER-THE FUCK-DOWN ,….LISTEN, COCKY-CONFIDENT IS GOOD,,,, COCKY-ASSHOLE-ISH IS JUST THAT,,,ASSHOLE-ISH!!!...HEY, ARNOLD WAS COCKY-CONFIDENT, SO THERE WAS NOTHING WRONG WITH PHIL HEATHS “WARRIOR ATTITUDE"The worst part of success is to try finding someone who is happy for you!!!”…GV

DUMBBELL OF THE MONTH

A FEW WEEKS AGO ON A BRAND-X ( KEY WORD> “X” ) BODYBUILDING WEBSITE THERE WAS AN UN-TRUE-HURTFUL- ARTICLE ABOUT ME & RICH GASPARI HAVING AN ISSUE!!!….THE BOGUS ARTICLE SAID I SCUM BAGGED RICH OUTABOUT A PERSONAL ISSUE THAT I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT!!!....IT WAS ACTUALLY A PERSONAL FAMILY ISSUE FOR GASPARI THAT SOMEHOW MY NAME GOT DRAGGED INTO IT BY A WRITER FROM BRAND-X WHO DIDN’T CHECK HIS FACTS!!!!….BRAND X QUICKLY PULLED THE ARTICLE BECAUSE GASPARI TOLD THEM IT WAS BULLSHIT!!! …NOW, OUT OF RESPECT FOR RICH, AND TRUST ME>“I RESPECT RICH GASPARI MORE THAN ANYONE IN THIS SPORT”, I AM NOT GOING INTO ‘WHAT WAS WRITTEN BECAUSE IT WAS NOT TRUE!!!’…. BUT I WILL SAY> WHO EVER WROTE THAT SHIT ( ACTUALLY I THINK I KNOW WHO WROTE IT ) SHOULD HAVE “RESEARCHED” THE STORY FOR IT’S VALIDITY BEFORE MINDLESSLY PRINTING IT!!!DUMB MOVE BRO!!!..THIS MOMO WANNA-BE WRITER COULD HAVE HURT SOMEONES FAMILY, THIS IS WHY I PERSONALLY HATE THE GOSSIP FORUMSON THE INTERNET AND IF IT WAS UP TO ME EVEN THE MD PIT WOULD BE TAKEN DOWN < A BUNCH TIME WASTERS WITH “NO LIVESWHO RUIN SHIT FOR THE GOOD MEMBERS WHO COME HERE ( MD FORUMS ) FOR SOME BODYBUILDING KNOWLEDGE!!!

FINAL REP

THE REASON I WEAR SUNGLASSES IS BECAUSE I HAD AN EYE INJURY WHICH “BLINDED ME” WAAAAY BACK IN THE 1980’s…THAT’S WHY IF YOU SEE ME IN PERSON, IT LOOKS LIKE I HAVE 2 DIFFERENT COLORED EYES, AND IN PICTURES I ALWAYS GET BAD “RED EYE” OR A ‘GLOWING’ EYEBALL APPEARANCE!!!…IT’S ALL BECAUSE MY PUPIL IS PERMANENTLY DILATED JUST LIKE THE ROCK STAR, DAVID BOWIEWE BOTH GOT IT IN OUR LEFT EYE!…IN PERSON, IT LOOKS LIKE I GOT ONE LIGHT GREEN EYE AND ONE BLACK EYE, BUT IN REALITY, MY LEFT EYE IS JUST ONE GIANT PUPIL AND WHEN LIGHT HITS IT, IT DOESN’T SHRINK!!!IT JUST STAYS OPEN!!…THAT’S WHY YOU SEE ME WITH SUNGLASSES BECAUSE MOST CAMERAS SHOOT A LITTLE RED LIGHT LASER BEAM OR EXTRA FLASH DESIGNED TO DILATE YOUR PUPIL IN ORDER TO PREVENT RED EYE IN PICTURES!!...THAT RED LAZER LIGHT & EXTRA FLASH ARE A SPECIAL KINDA LIGHT-WAVE THAT IN MY CASE > HITS MY RETINA AND CAUSES ME BLINDNESS!!!...WHENEVER I AM IN A LIGHTED AREA, I CAN NOT SEE BECAUSE “MY PUPIL DOES NOT ADJUST” TO EVEN DIM LIGHTING, SO I HAVE TO WEAR GLASSES TO PREVENT ME FROM GOING BLIND OR KILLING MY RETINA!!!…I HATE SUNGLASSES, I’M FRIGGIN BLIND AS IT IS…I HAD SURGERY TO HELP ME HAVE EVEN A LITTLE SIGHT IN THAT EYE, SO NOW I CAN SEE, BUT NOT GOOD!!!...I AM LEGALLY BLIND IN MY LEFT EYE!!!…SO I DO NOT WEAR SUNGLSSES BECAUSE I THINK I’M SLICK WILLYOR JOE COOL, I WEAR THEM TO PROTECT MY RETINA AND BECAUSE I CAN NOT SEE IN AFTER CAMERA FLASHES & IN LIGHTED AREAS!!!..OK THATS IT,,, TILL NEXT TIME..FUCK OFF!!!!

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